Husband Wife SMS ( 277 )


  • Feb 01, 2014   |   Review 564   |  

    Hume Koi Tum sa Mil Jaye Ye Na-Mumkin Sahi ~ Lekin ~ Tumhe Bhi Hum Sa Mil Jaye Muskil Sa Lagta Hai..!!

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 579   |  

    Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas..

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 564   |  

    1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hmare pakistan k halat daikh kar bache bhi dunia mein akele ane se darte hain.

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 561   |  

    Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it?s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first...

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 863   |  

    wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date...

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 588   |  

    Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 584   |  

    Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 562   |  

    Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: ?Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.? Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli ?Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti?

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 577   |  

    Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ?? Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De?.

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 848   |  

    Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I don't know the meaning of interesting!!!

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 779   |  

    Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me!

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 612   |  

    Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 555   |  

    Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 516   |  

    1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion. 2nd Friend: Really? 1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell.

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 871   |  

    A man inserted an 'add' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 726   |  

    Husband: I am Going Out For Five Days...! Wife: Ok But Don't Surprise Me By Coming Back Early, OtherWise U'll Be Surprised.

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 525   |  

    A Wife's prayer: Lord Give me WISDOM to understand my husband LOVE to forgive him PATIENCE with his moods Bt Don't give me STRENGTH i'll kill that Bastard...

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 747   |  

    Husband & Wife! Dono hotal me gai to 1 larki ne Hello kaha, Wife kon thi ye Husband tum plz mera demagh kharab mat karo, Abhi us ko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 556   |  

    An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives Monopoly is Always Damaging! And? Competition Improves Service...

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 849   |  

    Faqir= Bibi ji ap k pas kisi boke k liye kana hai. Bibi=Hai tho sahi maghar wo boka abi office se wapas nahi aya.

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 743   |  

    Patni: Dear Mujhe Is Birthday Pe Sab Se Costly Gift Chahiye.. Pati: Thik Hai.. Patni:Kya Doge? Pati: ? 20 Liter Petrol ?

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 710   |  

    WIFE-Kyu Ji, Jab B Me Aapke Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma Pahen Lete Ho? HUSBAND-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Jab SIR-DARD Aaye To Chasma Pahen Lena!

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 541   |  

    A Small Argument Betwn A Couple Turns Violent. Angry Husband: Do Not Let D Animal In Me Cum Out. Wife: Who Is Scared Of A Mouse!

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  • Jan 31, 2014   |   Review 491   |  

    Husband: dear tumhari neck par ajeeb si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay. Wife:Wo kiya? Husband:Tumhara ?moun?

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