Insult Sms ( 31 )


  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 338   |  

    Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai, . . . . . . National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 397   |  

    Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere sath laya… phir mere dil me khayal aaya… ke lagta hay ki… aaj bhi tu.. nahi “”NAHAYA””

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 357   |  

    The Only Gracious Way To Accept An Insult Is To Ignore It If U Cant Top It, Laugh At It If U Cant Laugh At It U Probably Deserve It

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 361   |  

    Boy: “ILY” … Girl: “Awwww… I Love You Too, FOREVER…” … . . . . . . Boy: “I Said, ‘I’m Leaving You’

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 296   |  

    Girl : What Are You Doing ? Boy : Im Talking With My Angel Now :S Girl : Aww , Do U Know That You Are So Sweet ? Boy : Yes , Ohhh But My Angel Just Signed Off So Im Talking With Yu Now !!  [😛] Girl : Aaaargh

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 329   |  

    Fact: You Cannot Breathe Fast And Hard While Your Tongue Is Out And Your Mouth Is Open . PS: Good Boy. Now Roll Over  Apane Mere Tommy Ki Yaad Dila Di.

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 350   |  

    Aankhon mein jab tasveer aap ki aati hai, aankhon mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki ati hai “La-Hol Parhte hain, Tabiyat sambhal jaati hai”

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 332   |  

    Ager Aap Chahtay Hain k is ba-barkat mahine me Aap K Gher Rehmaton K Farishtay Aayen To Please.. Ap Apnay Gher Say Bahir Tashreef Lay Jayen

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 352   |  

    Khafa Ho Hum Say Ya Koi Ghum Hai Number Humara Kho Gaya Hai Ya Balance Kam Hai Bhejo MSG Agar Dam Hai Harpal Yaad Ker K Msg Kerney Waley kia Sirf Ak Hum Hai.

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 318   |  

    Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 318   |  

    Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 318   |  

    Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 351   |  

    Bhayanak pait dard ki wajh se doctors ko imran hashmi ka operation karna pra ., and u know what they found..??.. . . . .. 5kg LIPSTIC..

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 338   |  

    Apny Husaan Pay Itna Naaz mat Karo, “DOST” Tery Jesay Haseen Or Bhi Hain WEST-INDIES Main…

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 293   |  

    Behbod-e-Abadi Waly kehty hain jo zyada sms kray ga Usko chabi wala Teka lga kr us k sms band krden gy apka kai din say koi sms nhi aya Lgta hi Teka lag gya

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 320   |  

    When i open my eyes every morning, I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 436   |  

    Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli, Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun! Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 303   |  

    Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly? . . Bf : You Are Both . . Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ? . . . Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 346   |  

    Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww … Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 349   |  

    Boy: “You Are Like A COIN.” Girl: “Awwww, Valuable .. ?” Boy: “No, Two Faced”

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 372   |  

    Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 386   |  

    God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 396   |  

    Larka (Burqay Wali Ko Chyrty Howy) Jahan Sabzi Wahan Dalda Kesi Ho Meri Khalda Burqay Wali: Ghor Sy Dekh Manhoos Na Dalda Na Khalda Main Hon Tere Walda..

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  • Jul 6, 2015   |   Review 408   |  

    Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

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