Misleading SMS ( 95 )


  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 543   |  

    Be kind to thy father, For when thou wert young, Who loved thee so fondly as he? He caught the first accents that fell from thy tongue, And joined in thy innocent glee.

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 618   |  

    Superb Lines 4m a father's diary ever n ever- "my sOn is my sOn till he gets a wife, But my daughter is my daughter til d end Of my life.."

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 707   |  

    Yar I trusted you so much but ur mouth is nvr shut.Y did u tel otherz my secrets?U really disappointed me,plz stop telling everybody that,.I’m so CUTE.

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 552   |  

    Think Big.Think Positive.Think Smart.Think Beautiful.Think Great.I know that is too much for u,So here is a shortcut.JUST THINK ABOUT ME.......

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 551   |  

    Hai,my name is SMS,I travel all across the world.My home is mobile.Network is my vehicle.My busines is 2 connect pple HEARTS nkeep them in TOUCH. Gud mrg!

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 595   |  

    Best Advertisement Ever..If u want to remove ur wrinkles,Pimples,Face Marks and thesigns of skin aging,Try..;;;;"Adobe Photoshop"

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 630   |  

    I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous.Whenever I feel like getting married,they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 617   |  

    Read each word Reversely:A’suomaFrotcoDdloTeMtahTylnOlatneMstneitaPevaHehTtnelaToTdaeR$M$revenehWstInettirW‘…

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 628   |  

    Teacher-whats ur father?Santa- I.C.Sin summer ndP.C.Sin winter Tchr-what's that?Santa-Ice cream seller in summer nd Pakoda chat seller in winter.

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 599   |  

    I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room.on my bed nd lights is off nd we get under the cover together..2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 582   |  

    WARNING:Cell Phone Causes Radiationn It Results InBrain Damage !But You are Safe.It Only AffectsPeople WithBrains !!How Lucky you are,No Brain No Pain:-

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 546   |  

    An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree,I have got knowledge,I can sit in society.What do you have?Sweeper: I have the job.

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 587   |  

    How to kill mosqiuito?1. Catch it alive.2. Tie its legs.3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.4. N When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...N pour a spoon of poison.....Mission Accomplished....

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 556   |  

    You don't drown by falling in the water.You drown by staying there.Anonymous A good deal is a state of mind.

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 557   |  

    My Principle Of Life If Someone Throws a Stone At You..Throw a Flower At Him,But..Make Sure The Flower is Still in The Flower-Pot...

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 520   |  

    no visits..........no calls...........no missed calls........no sms............no mails...............i m worried..........U r in jail again??

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 564   |  

    Fuck offFUCK offYes fuck offOoh. Dont get the wrong meaning.Fuck off means:F-friend likeU- uC-canK-keepO-ourF-friendshipF-forever.

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 575   |  

    Madam teaches about desktop parts to student…Madam to Student: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?Student : You fill up my senses…

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 618   |  

    Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.....

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 543   |  

    How Can A Father Make His Daughter Walk On The Street Looking Down The Earth??Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms..........

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 582   |  

    Scientists all over the world R wondering how long a humanBeing can live without a brain...Kindly tell them ur age

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 616   |  

    U r 20% Fantastic,U r 20% Attractive,U r 20% Loveable,U r 20% Terific,U r 20% Understandable,Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 573   |  

    Walk In Ur Own Path,Love In Ur Own Style,Talk In Ur Own WordsHelp In Ur Own WaysThen People Will SayYeh sala kisi ki sunata nahi!

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  • Feb 04, 2014   |   Review 527   |  

    U are Sweet like TOM,Cute like JERRY,Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,Strong like POPEYE,Innocent like Tweety,In short,U are Complete CARTOON......

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