Munna Bhai SMS ( 25 )


  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 355   |  

    Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se. . . . . . Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO KE LIYE “GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 350   |  

    Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He? Munna- DHOBIGHAT Pe Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To? Munna- English Me Bole To “WOSHING TOWN”

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 361   |  

    After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient's eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? "Battery is OK"

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 290   |  

    MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu? aayega to uth jaunga re , i shappath!

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 308   |  

    Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chalega ke ye bakra hai ya bakri? Circuit: simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 351   |  

    Munna Bhai:- ae Circuit, apun ke mind me ek laucha chal rela he, ye Bangla ek tang utha ke kae ko sota he? Circuit:- arey simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bangla dosri tang bhi utha lega to gir jaega.

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 302   |  

    Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 320   |  

    MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 332   |  

    Munn Bhai: College ka fulform kya hota he Circuit? Circuit: Boleto bhai, C-come O-on L-love L-lets E-every G-girl E-every day Bhai!!

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 342   |  

    Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geela ho jayenga na.

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 371   |  

    Bhool kar bhi kisi ko na rulana, Zindgi me sabko hansana, Dushman ko bhi gale lagana , Phir bhi koi gam de to mujhe batana, “THOK DENGE SAALE KO”

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 354   |  

    Dost sorela hai kya, Teri bahut memory Areli thi, Akha world me Apunko ekich to tere jesa Dost mila, miss to karegaich na, Bole to GOOD wali night

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 278   |  

    Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki. Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne. Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 323   |  

    Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai? Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 318   |  

    Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 323   |  

    LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga bapu ka!

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 368   |  

    PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhains? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 388   |  

    Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera lucky draw? Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 352   |  

    CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aaya hai tere ko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 289   |  

    CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apne bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apne kamre mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apne chain pechan lega.

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 404   |  

    MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Oxford bole toh Bailgaadi.

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 334   |  

    PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 335   |  

    Munna Bhai: Tere ko maaloom hai ke cigarette ek tarah se slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhe kaunsa marne ki jaldi hai.

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  • Jul 27, 2015   |   Review 382   |  

    Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

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