Police SMS ( 26 )


  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 336   |  

    Police arrested two kids yesterday: One was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 325   |  

    Ek police officer bachey se: Beta: Kia tumhare abu “Al Qaida” mein hain? Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein . . “Noorani Qaida”

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 347   |  

    An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 693   |  

    *NEWSFLASH* Police are looking for a suspect who's smart sexy witty & very gorgeous - they’ve already eliminated you from the inquiry (where do you think i should hide?

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 340   |  

    I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 0569 – distracting public with your extreme good looks & sex appeal. Remain silent & report to my bedroom.

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 600   |  

    The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say “they have nothing to go on.”

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 362   |  

    The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings & driving me crazy. See you in court!

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 344   |  

    Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you!

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 333   |  

    Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 336   |  

    i am at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”. I am doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 614   |  

    Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife…

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 588   |  

    Wakeel:Tum ne Police Officer ki jeb me jalti hue cigret kyun rakhi.? Pathan: Ye Hum ko bola “kaam karvana hai to pehle “JEB” garam karo.

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 359   |  

    Bed pe lete hue Kanoon light off kar deta hai. Kaise? . Kanoon ke haath lambe hai . Light ki jagah fan off ho jaata hai. Kyu? Kanoon andha hai..

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 322   |  

    Police : Park main aise kyun baithe hoh Aadmi : Hum dono shaadi shuda hain. Police : Toh ghar main baitho Aadmi: Iska Pati nahi manega.

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 437   |  

    Ek Aurat Polise Station me : Mera Shoher 2 din pehly Aaloo lene gaya tha, abhi tak ghar nahi aaya? Inspector : To Baji kuch or Paka lo, Lazmi aaloo hi pakana hai…

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 481   |  

    kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo abhi be wakat hai man jao bury wakt ka say phaly man jao Warna police waly khud he mana lay gy

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 343   |  

    First Friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya Second Friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay? First Friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 519   |  

    1 Traffic police Wala Buriya Se: Main Kitni Dair Se Siti Baja Rha Tha, Aap Ruki Nahi? Buriya: Beta Ab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne ki Umar Ni He.

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 357   |  

    I'm at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks". I'm doomed! I need someone ugly to bail me out-so hurry up!

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 682   |  

    I'm at the police station now been done for drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample. They are now doing me for taking the piss.

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 521   |  

    Q: How Many Cops Does It Take To Throw A Nigger Down The Stairs? A: None. He Fell.

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 538   |  

    You might be a red neck if..... If you think a greased pig contest consists of greasing up your local cop and chasing him you might be a redneck.

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 369   |  

    I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in country, can you come down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

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  • Jul 24, 2015   |   Review 420   |  

    A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night. Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our home. Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty right now.

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