Romantic funny SMS ( 34 )


  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 127   |  

    Ap Hame MSG Bhi Nahi Karte Yad Bhi Nahi Karte Ap Bahut Kanjus Ho Bura Mante Ho To Mano K- Khwab Me A- Akar N- Neend J- Jo Churaye U- Umar Bhar Jo S- Sath Nibhaye Vahi Kanjus Hota Hai Na...

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 151   |  

    Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo. Patient: teek hai doctor (ek hafte ke baad) Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya? Patient: nahi doctor. Doctor: kyu nahi? Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 140   |  

    Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 146   |  

    Girlfriend: aaj se hamaara rishta khatm, ham ek dusare ko saare Gifts vaapas karate hain. Papu: theek hai,Mobile Recharge se shuroo karate hain. GF: jaanu, ab mazaak bhi nahin kar sakti kya?

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 136   |  

    Aaj Himaat karke 1 Ladki ko propose kiya Chudail boli- "Friendship Day" ki Date nikal gayi hai Aab to Sirf "Rakhi" ke FORM bhere jaa rahe hai...

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 117   |  

    Ladka: yaar, meri gf ne mere saath break up karke apne naye BF ke saath chipak ke, apni Photo mujhe bheji. Uska Dost- aashchary se..ohh, "phir tumane kya kiya?" Ladka: mainne bhi usake papa ko wo photo Forward kar di. Naitik (moral): thoda alag socho.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 137   |  

    Girlfriend: jaanu apani ye Diamond Ring mujhe de do. Boyfriend: kyon Honey? GF: main roz ise dekhakar tumhen yaad karungi. BF: yaad to tum mujhe waise bhi karogee. GF: vo kaise? BF: ye sochkar ki boyfriend Diamond Ring maangi thi aur kamine ne nahin di.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 120   |  

    ladke-Ladkiyon k expectation me zyada farak nahi. . Ladke chahte he unki Girlfriend maal ho, . . ladkiyan chahti he unke Boyfriend ke paas bahut maal ho

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 151   |  

    Pappu ki Girlfriend boli: mujhe bhool jao, meri engagement ho gaee hai, London ke ek ladke ke saath. Pappu: chal Yaar jo hona tha ho gaya, ek i-phone bhej dena wahaan se, suna hai wahaan sasta milata hai!

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 140   |  

    Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let`s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 129   |  

    Bahut Bhid waali bus me 1 sunder-Susil ladki safar kar rhi thi Achanak driver ne break mara.. Ek Jaat ladke ka hath ladki se chu gaya Ladki– Jara haat khde ho jao.. Ladka – Madam saarii.. fir break laga fir hath chu gaya Girl – ye aap accha nahi kar rhe hain.. Jaat Boy – Madam itni bhari bus me isse accha ho hi nahi sakta..

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 201   |  

    Girlfriend– janu me tumse naraj hu Boyfriend– kyun darling esa kya ho gaya? Girlfriend– kyunki tum bhut boring ho Ladki – tum muje manate bi nahi ho Ladka – tu kya New Year 2017 Party hai jo manau

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 143   |  

    Ladki ke mobile balance khatm ho jaata hai… vo customer care Phone karati hai aur puchhatee hai 1 sms/msgs 10 ladko ko ek saath bhejana hai kaise bheju ? customer care: kya sms/msgs hai? Ladki: Jaanu , mera mobile balance khatm ho gaya hai jaldi se 100 ka recharge karava do...

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 156   |  

    Boy: kiss me Jaanu Girl: nahi, tum gutaka khaaye ho Boy: tum bhi to khaati ho Girl: haan par main saada khaati hoon aur tum jarde waala

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 1091   |  

    1 Newly Married Couple Honeymoon ke liye jaa rahe the Train Lambi Surang se Gujara..... Husband- agar pata hota ki surang itanee lambee hogee to phaayada utha leta. Wife- he bhagavaan, to kya vah aap nahin the?

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 143   |  

    1 ladki Pappu se apane pyaar ka izahaar karte hue kahti hai, "tum mere sapanon mein, jajbaaton mein rahte ho." Pappu: tumako kisee ne bewkoof banaaya hai bahan,

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 179   |  

    strange but true- believe in love ...!Love has great power ! It can " REMOVE " misunderstandings, Anxieties, worries Doubts, Fears ,Tears , T shirts, Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ...

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 127   |  

    Chaahe jitana marji ham achchhe dikhe,achchhe kapade pahane, par ladkiyaan patengi unhi se jo...saale..."Pineapple jaisi Hair Style" aur "Bakare jaisi Daadhi" lie ghumaten hain.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 127   |  

    Girlfriend:- When will we marry? Boyfriend:- as soon as Ram temple will be constructed. Girlfriend:- Which temple? Boyfriend:- Ram Mandir in Ayodhya.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 160   |  

    Technology crash N Boyfriend Harass- Girlfriend to Boyfriend - where were you on Saturday night? BF- ohh, there was a urgent work I was asked to finish, so had to stay back in Call-Centre. GF - Really? Then why your fitband shows you burned 300 calories and your heart rate was way more than normal at 1:30 am? Boyfriend- Silent.... Girlfriend- Violent.....romantic jokes

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 165   |  

    Chupa Loon Is Tarah Tujhe Apni Baahon Mein, medical Ki Hawa Bhi Guzarne Ki Izazat Maange, Ho Jaun Itna Madhosh Tere Ishq Mein,

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 233   |  

    Mujhko phir wahi suhana nazara mil gaya, Nazron ko jo deedar tumhara mil gaya, Aur kisi cheez ki tamanna kyun karu, Jab mujhe teri baahon me sahara mil gaya.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 136   |  

    Apni nigahon se na dekh khudko Heera bhi tujhe patthar lagega, Sab kehte honge chand ka tukda hai tu, Meri nazar se dekh chand tera tukda lagega.

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  • Oct 26, 2017   |   Review 139   |  

    Aap Khud Nahi Janti Aap Kitni Pyari Ho, Jaan Ho Hamari Par Jaan Se Pyari Ho, Duriyon K Hone Se Koi Fark Nahi Padta, Aap Ki Bhi Hamari Thi Or Aaj Bhi Hamari Ho.

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