Rude SMS ( 156 )


  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 489   |  

    any day if u feel very sad, if u feel life is impossible, just come to me, I will hold ur hand, take u for a walk on a bridge & show u from where to jumppppppp

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 490   |  

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happens to you?

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 456   |  

    My love for you is like water, Falling countless. The beating of my heart for you Is heavy and soundless, The feeling of being in your arm is Precious and endless

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 454   |  

    I may be far for a min, for a hr, for a day, for a month, but I ll always be there for you. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I ll never say Good Bye

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 550   |  

    You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 432   |  

    Ab teri yaad sy wehshat nahi hoti mujh ko Zakhm Khulty Hain Aziyat Nahi Hoti mujh ko Ab koi aae chala jye mein khush rehta hun Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahi hoti mujh ko....

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 489   |  

    Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hon, Magar Chaarcha Nahi Karta, Jo Mujhsy Milny Aa Jaye, Main Uska Dil Sy Khadim Hun, Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Roka Nahi Karta..

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 495   |  

    Waiter : I'll have a chese fries, extra ranch. Two hot dogs, a bacon cheeseburger, an Extra large milkshake with sprinkles &..... Boy : u're ugly.

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 463   |  

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 477   |  

    GF - Kal Maine Tumhe Call Kiya To Tumne Phone Kyo Nahi Uthaya BF - Kyo Uthau Rs 45 Dekar Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Wo Kya Tera Baap Sunega.

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 420   |  

    I may be far for a min, for a hr, for a day, for a month, but I'll always be there for you. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I'll never say Good Bye.

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 416   |  

    Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 436   |  

    Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 522   |  

    3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 453   |  

    If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha, If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina, Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 440   |  

    Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain Simple Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The EMPTY SPACE.

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 475   |  

    From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 474   |  

    U have to do 2 things early in the morning... 1st. pray to God so that u can live.... 2nd.take a bath so that others can live...

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 447   |  

    I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 442   |  

    Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with? Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 462   |  

    Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 416   |  

    ?CONGRATS? U have been awarded an M.B.A degree For not Smsing me. MBA means ?Member of Bhikari Association? Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A?s.

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 460   |  

    If u want a latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy instalments of 10 yrs without any down payment then log on to our website: www.Kutte-Apne-Aukat-Me-Raho.com

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  • Jan 20, 2014   |   Review 495   |  

    Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks & saying that you are the next. They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!

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