Rude SMS ( 156 )

  • Jan 20, 2014

    Humsafar toh saath saath chalte hai, Raaste toh bewafa badalte hai, Tera chehra hai jab se aankhon mein, Meri ankhon se log jalte hai.

  • Jan 20, 2014

    I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

  • Jan 20, 2014

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

  • Jan 20, 2014

    Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey Aila...! U 2

  • Jan 20, 2014

    If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha, If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina, Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.

  • Jan 20, 2014

    A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

  • Jan 20, 2014

    If someone ask me What is Meant by life I would Sit Next to My Friends Pul them Close togethr Put My Arms around them & Say Proudly "These IDIOTS are My Life" so proud to be idiots.

  • Jan 20, 2014

    Ek pal ka jina Kutmir, pudinaa… Jo bhi mera gana pade… Wo kutta kameena…