Slap Day SMS ( 15 )


  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 1771   |  

    I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 2161   |  

    This the best excuse for if you slap someone in the face, just say ‘i didn’t slap him, I high five his face’ Happy Slap day

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 2187   |  

    Dars Kya Dengy, Jo Apnay Kuttay Ko to Sath Sulatay Hen, Mgr Apni MAA ko Old House Chor Aty Hen. “Valentine my foot” !!!Happy Slap Day

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 2030   |  

    I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek. ———-Max Von Syd ow !!Happy Slap day!!

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 1750   |  

    You Don’t Know Who You Messing With Man, I Slap People For Fun. That’s What I Do Man! You Wanna Play Rough, Huh, I Kill For Fun!

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 1729   |  

    I Don’t Think I’ll Have To Kill Her. Just Slap That Pretty Face Into Hamburger Meat, That’s All.

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 1693   |  

    Look at yourself in the mirror And slap yourself hard. And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout. Happy Slap day

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 2028   |  

    I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek. !! Happy Slap day 2016

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 1775   |  

    Yesterday someone asked me how to handle unwanted proposal during valentine’s week. I suggested A SLAP is best choice. Either verbal or physical…

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 1870   |  

    14 Feb VALENTINE’s DAY 15 Feb Slap Day 16 Feb Kick Day 17 Feb Perfume Day Happy Slap Day !

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 1715   |  

    I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek. –Max von Sydow !!Happy Slap day

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 2099   |  

    I Love your smile your face and your eyes, Damn I’m good at telling lies! Happy Slap Day !!

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 1899   |  

    You asked me to become your valentine during valentine’s week… I was busy with my valentine, but here is an answer to your proposal. . . . . . . A Slap… Happy Slap Day

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 2200   |  

    Today Is Slap Day. If Ever I Was Angry With U Or Misbehaved U Or Hurt U. Plz Just SLAP Urself Its Ur Fault, I'm Basicly a GOOD girl. U know very well;-)

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  • Nov 07, 2014   |   Review 2239   |  

    Look at yourself in the mirror And slap yourself hard. And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout. Happy Slap day 2016 !

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