If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.
If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
A person who has a pleasant laugh or a warm smile plastered on their face while meeting friends or someone new comes across as a likeable and fun person to spend time with.If you want to be funny,you have to start by being seen as a fun and likeable person....
When you’re watching the comedy shows,don’t just listen to the funny lines.Watch how the characters on screen behave and move when they speak funny.You can act like them in front of your mate....
Look for opportunities to be ironic.It can make the atmosphere funny..
If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn’t ask in bed.
Many conventional jokes begin with long stories that include many irrelevant or unnecessary elaborations or details because the more involved a person becomes in the story — and the more distracted she becomes by the story — the more likely she is to care about (and to be surprised by) the ending.
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control..
