Happy New Year Whatsapp Status ( 75 )


  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 77   |  

    सुनो… सुनो… सुनो.. . . हमारे Group Admin ने 31st को पार्टी दी है, . . . . . . होटेल का एड्रेस है : 24, മീറ്റർ, നാനോമീറ്റർ, ഹെക്ടർ ഹെക്ടർ, ഹെക്ടർ, ഹെക . जरूर आना हं…म… नहीं तो Admin नाराज होगा…

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 48   |  

    Group Admin की ओर से 31st Dicember को 7:00 बजे से Admin के घर पर प्रोग्राम रखा गया हैं, आप सब  फैमीली के साथ आ सकते हैं.   जिसमे आपको….   पोहा-कचोरी, चना मसाला, कढाई पनीर, तन्दुरी पराठा, गोभी पराठा, मलाई कोफ्ता, तंदुरी चिकन, पनीर टिक्का, कोल्ड ड्रिंक, पिज्जा, स्प्रिंग रोल, गुलाब जामुन, काला जामुन, आईस क्रीम . . . . से होने वाली बिमारियों के बारे में जानकारी दी जायेगी….. धन्यवाद !!!   इस नये साल में हँसिये, हँसाये और खुश रहिये New Year की हार्दिक बधाई Happy New Year

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 43   |  

    This year my resolution was to lose 20 pounds but the party and I gained more 30 pounds. Happy New Year to all, take care.

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 75   |  

    New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 48   |  

    My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 48   |  

    A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 70   |  

    "I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future."

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 71   |  

    "The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk, This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to."

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 68   |  

    "Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment, and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle !"

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 48   |  

    "One resolution I have made, and try always to keep is this, To rise above the little things !"

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 61   |  

    "I have the opportunity once more to right some wrongs, to pray for peace, to plant a tree, And sing more joyful songs !"

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 68   |  

    "Happiness is too many things these days for anyone …! to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish …! each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that…!"

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 69   |  

    "New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your, regular annual good resolutions, Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual !"

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 69   |  

    "New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions."

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 63   |  

    "An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in, A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves!"

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 70   |  

    "Youth is when you're allowed to stay , up late on New Year's Eve, Middle age is when you're forced to !"

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 66   |  

    "I made no resolutions for the New Year, The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me."

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 77   |  

    "I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2017 & a beautiful beginning into 2018 !"

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 73   |  

    "Be always at war with your vices, At peace with your neighbors and let each, New Year find you a better man, Happy New Year."

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 68   |  

    "New Year begins; let us pray that it will be a year with peace, Happiness and abundance of new friends, God bless us throughout the New Year."

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 68   |  

    "May this New Year bring many opportunities your way, To explore every joy of life & turning all your dreams into reality, & all your efforts into great achievements.."

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  • December 28, 2017   |   Review 46   |  

    "Fun, Joy, Happiness, Peace, Love, Luck, Will Come Near, With My Special Wish, Happy New Year"

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  • Sep 22, 2015   |   Review 322   |  

    This year I found a new device that can turn your thoughts into speech. Its called Alcohol.

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  • Sep 22, 2015   |   Review 293   |  

    The moment the New Year party ends, it’s a nightmare.

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